My valentine episode 2

MY VALENTINE.
Episode 2.

It's my first time doing such thing or trying to woo a girl. Though I had a relationship with a girl, then I was staying with my parents. I can't remember me asking her out but we started dating just like that. I was denied admission at Oyo state twice, so I decided to try my state; Cross River, which I succeeded and we got separated because of distance.
I'm in my final year and I've never been interested in ladies which most at times my friends do suspect me if I'm into any cult or anything that despise ladies.
I shook my head and went back to my friends. "You meet am? Larry asked first. "Eh, I been wan talk to am but she break taxi enter, I said and they all burst out laughing, which I didn't care but took my glass and poured more drink. "Wait, make I go find information about her, Frederick said and left us. He approached some ladies there and spoke with them. Fred had a way of getting ladies to himself but he keep playing them as a game. Few minutes later he bounced back to us, "ehmmmm your catch name is called Kejie, a crutite, 300l in biochemistry. Make una clap for me Na, Fred said and the guys cheered him calling him Baba for the girls and all of that.
"How many months should we give this guy sef, Marcus said. "Shebi, Na so other guys go give time to fuck your sister, Desmond fired back which made all of us laughing so hard. "Una wahala no be here o, Larry said choking with laughter. "Abeg make una no give me time, I'll try my best, I pleaded After the laugh subsided.
"Una don check time?, make we start to go oo, Fred said. "Call your fake babe, tell am say we wan go, Patrick said sipping his last drink and Fred made a call while we all tidied ourselves ready to go. Few minutes later his fake babe came out with the celebrant, "hey babe you're leaving so soon? Chinwe asked. "Yea, we gat exams tomorrow you know, Fred replied. "Thank you all for attending my party, I'm grateful, Nene said. "You're welcome and happy birthday once again, we all chorused. "Thanks, she replied. "I'm I not coming with you guys? Chinwe asked immediately. "No, there's no space, Fred replied and was about to leave. "But what about Ik car? She asked again stopping him. "Take a taxi back home ok, we came with only one car, Fred shouted and left her there while we followed behind.
"That was too rude oo, Patrick said with a serious look while he was driving. "Leave me abeg, she too dey insist in something she dey enter everyday, Fred said. "You go marry ooo, I said to him. "Yes Na I go marry, Na just to go my place, pick one Biase girl, polish am to my taste well well, girls eyes don open finish for this calabar, Fred replied. "So Na biase girls eyes no open shey?, Larry asked. "Bia, it will be me and you ooo if Desmond and Marcus don finish their own, Fred joked. "Abeg drop me first for house, ndito eka (brothers), I said and we kept talking till we got home.
I stay in a different area but not too far from where my friends stay, but most times I do spend the night with them which I did because I couldn't go home.
The next morning we all hurried to school together. After the exams we had, I was thinking of going home straight but Fred held me back. "Bia come here, where you dey knack head dey go? He asked me. "House Na, If una no wan leave school, I fit pay transport go my house oo, I replied. "Your catch nkor? They all asked me. "If I close my eye open, you will disappear from this unical and land in crutech, Fred said. "oya start to disappear, Desmond added and I started dragging my legs in frustration to leave, not knowing how I'm gonna start with such a difficult task.